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"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."
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"Owing to cutbacks in our news department, here is Rod Ingram to guess at what happened today in a number of places around the globe."
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'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'
'This is going to be very painful. Here, bite on this stick.'
"And the Lord said, 'They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.'"
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The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.
And then I charged him Â£5000 for an hour on 'cutting costs'.
'Your health and pension benefits will remain intact, but we have eliminated your salary.'
The Oxymoron Club - Oxymoron of the day - Deficit Spending.
'The government announced that to reduce the budget deficit, it will move the decimal two points to the left.'
'Hey, great! I can't wait to see how my Enron, AIG and GM stocks are doing.'
'I wonder how the economy is doing.'
Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.
"If food prices keep going up, we may have to get rid of one of the children!"
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'The doctor can't just call it a laxative, he calls it a stimulus package.'
"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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"Transfer Brainard to the mail room. He suggested we save costs by outsourcing our quality assurance activities to our customers."
Government Bailout Is Here.
"Three wishes less commission."
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Extreme Coworking Space
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'Just between you and me, we were counting on a big stock market rally, so Wall Street could bail out the government.'
'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'
Recovery - How long do you think it will be before he flys?
'I have a good plan and given time the economy will rebound and this great nation will once again bask in the glory of...'