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"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."
'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'
"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, infant, infants, sibling, siblings, temperament, temperaments, car alarm, car alarms, noisy, loud, annoying, crying, bawling, sensitive, cute
"How small will he get?"
Tags:dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift
Sign next to a dog reads "Please beware of the dog"
"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"
Tags:alien, aliens, monster, monsters, pet, pets, exotic pet, exotic pets, lizard, lizards, cute, cuteness, furry baby, furry babies, demon, demons, fur baby, fur babies, fur-baby, fur-babies, tea party, tea parties, insincere, insincerity, admiration, unusual pet, unusual pets, trend setter, trend setter, mutation, mutant, mutants, trend setting
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
Tags:discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy
"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
Tags:raised voice, raised voices, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, cute, cuteness, guilt inducing, apology, apologies, judge, judges, sorry, cry, cries, crying, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, shout, shouts, shouting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, adorable
"Oh sure, cute is forever, you just go on thinking that."
How to be super annoying and cute
"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."
'People think puppy love is so cute. But you never hear a word about puppy divorce.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, puppy, puppies, puppy love, puppy loves, puppy loving, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, lawyer, lawyers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, cute, break up, breaking upthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
Tags:say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systems
"Is the rabbit cute?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, rabbit, rabbits, meat, cute, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, question, questions, customer, customers, patron, patrons
"We met cute, but we didn't continue cute."
"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."
Tags:baby driver, baby drivers, reckless, recklessness, driver, drivers, crash, crashes, car crash, car crashes, auto crash, auto crashes, accident, accidents, crash test, crash tests, charm, charms, charming, cop, cops, police, cute, adorable, baby, babies, infant, infants, moving violation, moving violations
"It's their idea of cute."
Tags:dog, dogs, kennel, kennels, pet, pets, pretentious, animal, animals, family, families, annoyed, annoying, personified, personification, doghouse, doghouses, coat of arms, cute, cuteness, symbol, symbols, symbolic, house, houses, dog house, dog-house, dog houses, dog-houses, pretentiousness, tasteless, idea of cute, supposed to be, supposed
'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
Tags:hulk, incredible hulk, the hulk, superhero, superheroes, home life, film, films, pop culture, pop, culture, films, film, movie, movies, cinema, mcu, anger, anger management, rage, puppy, pupper, doge, puppy dog eyes, puppy eyes, cute puppy, puppies, pet, pets, dogs, dog, domestic, domestic pets, puppy problems, pet ownership, cute, cutely, cute animals, can't resist, masculinity, feminine side, feminine sides, masculine, hypermasculine, hyper-masculine, softer side, softer sides, muscleman, musclemen, persona, personae
"'A', I'm adorable."
"Why, Mr. Spears, how cute you look!"
'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'
'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'
Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats
Tags:cat, cats, cute cats, cute, cuteness, cutely, cute cat, cute kitten, kitten, kittens, animal, animals, pet, pets, shopping, shop, shops, stores, store, consumer, consumerism, consumes, book, books, bookshop, book shop, bookstore, book store, stack, stacks, book shelf, book shelves, bookshelf, bookshelves, read, reading, internet, internet culture, pop culture, whatever makes you happy