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"What's the big deal? I lopped off my own damn penis years ago."
"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
"Bessie you are my bestest buddy!"
"Didn't you see me dart out in front of you?"
Man has his fingers taken off by a hand dryer.
The European Union cuts itself off from migrants.
"Every time Mother speaks, Howard, you join in and finish her sentences in unison with her. She would appreciate it if you didn't do that."
"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."
'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'
"Cut my head off again?"
'I thought your husband was the guy who cut me off in traffic this morning and by the time I realized he wasn't, it was too late.'
"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"
"I gave him the international sign for 'back off'."
'Cut me off the minute I begin to act bearish.'