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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
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'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
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'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'
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Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
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Lawn mower breaking kit
"Oh, come on—I just want to see if my friend is in there!"
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"Wow...you're really creating a buzz online."
'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'
"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."
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"It's not a particularly good paper-cutter, but the boss thinks it keeps the staff on their toes!"
Tags:paper cutter, paper cutters, guillotines, motivations, employee morale, worker morale, employee morale, guillotine, motivation, employee motivation, motivating employees, motivate employees, work motivation, cutter, trimmer, culture of fear, fear in the workplace, workplace culture of fear, corporate culture
"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."
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For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,
Norman's Early Years.
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You failed woodshop?? How am I gonna show my face at the Union Hall? We are Carpenter Ants, after all!
Tags:ant, ants, insect, insects, bug, bugs, carpenter, carpenters, fail, fails, failed, failure, failures, saw, saws, wood, woods, mil, mills, cut, cutting, cuts, cutter, workshop, workshops, woodshop, woodshops, design, technology, union, unions, hall, halls, disbelief, disappointment, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.
Sadly Jason realises that small eggs will not improve the performance of his lawnmower!
Fish get smart.
'This is very uncommon with men, Mr. Beegley... 'Coupon Clippers Wrist'.'
Tear along this line.
Half cut flowers.
"He is a terrorist! He's got a glass cutter!"
101 uses of a dead cat: scythe.