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"I've finished downsizing for the day."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, violent, violence, murder, murders, gun violence, gun control, gun laws, easy route, cut corners, cutting corners, ruthless, ruthlessness, insensitive, insensitivity, unfeeling
'Risky, but I like it!'
'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'
Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time
'We had to cut corners!'
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.
Fetch the Boomerang
Tags:boomerang, boomerangs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, fetch, playing fetch, play fetch, pet, pets, dog walk, dog walking, walkies, minimal effort, lazy, laziness, cut corners, cutting corners, passive passivity, efficient, efficiency, economical, time saving, time-saver, time-savers, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, clever idea, clever ideas
"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."
Tags:murder, murders, criminal, criminals, crime scene, crime scene investigation, investigate, investigation, forensics, victim, victims of crime, police, police officer, officer, officers, law, law enforcement, csi, detective, detectives, law enforcement, scene of the crime, court, courts, evidence, collecting evidence, red tape, paperwork, regulations, regulation, cutting corners
Tags:daycare, day care, childcare, child care, childminder, childminders, child minder, child minder, babysitter, baby sitter, babysitters, baby sitters, sitter, sitters, bad daycare, bad day care, bad childcare, bad child care, bad childminder, bad childminders, bad babysitter, bad baby sitter, bad babysitters, bad baby sitters, negligent, negligence, discount, cutting corners, cut corners, cut costs, cost cutting, cheap, ira, individual retirement account, ira controversy, ira criticism, ira critique, childcare costs, daycare costs
"We only got six days of funding."
"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."
Tags:office, offices, worklife, health and safey, workplace safety, safety warning, safety warnings, boss, bosses, employee, employees, warning, warnings, useless warning, useless warnings, cutting corners, cut corners, safety statement, risk assessment, risk assessments, bad risk assessments, bad risk assessment, risk assessment fail, hazardous work environment, hazards at work, cost cutting, cutting costs
"Paper or plastic?"
Tags:insensitive, insensitivity, saving money, saver, savers, stingy, stinginess, skinflint, skinflints, penny pincher, penny pinchers, cheapskate, cheapskates, cremation, cremations, optional extra, optional extras, cut corners, cutting corners, burial, burials, crematory service, crematory services, dark humour, black humour
"If I can crawl, you can circle."
Tags:vulture, bird of prey, vultures, bird of prey, lazy, laziness, inconsiderate, desert, desserts, circling vultures, scavenging, scavengers, scavenging birds of prey, condor, condors, apathetic, apathy, cutting corners, dehydration, dehydrated, lost in the desert, exhausted, exhaustion, crawl, crawling, lost, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, conserving energy, conserve energy, survival, survival techniques, carcass, carcass scavengers, decay, decaying, near death, starving, starvation, waiting for death, carrion, carrion eaters, carrion scavengers, circling, circling birds of prey
Tags:discount, discounts, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, discounting, medical insurance, health insurance, insurance cover, insurance policy, insurance policies, cutting corners, cutting costs, discounted, hospital, hospitals, hospital treatment, hospital treatments, medical malpractice, malpractice
Early Irony: Man only started to evolve after he started cutting corners.
"Why are you typing your own letters?"
'It's the same special as yesterday...'
'I've decided to cut a few corners.'
'They must love the Oval Office...they don't have to worry about cutting corners.'
'I can't help feel like airlines are cutting back these days...'
Thrift: Save on a christmas tree, move to the woods!
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
Thrift: Try talking without vowels