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'Way too much information on your resume.'
'At first it looked like you were over qualified for the job. Then we check your resume and discovered most of it was faked.' - Bob finally catches a break.
'Let's see, it says here that you've had a lot of corporate accounting experience...'
"You have an excellent CV Mr Steinmann - but the bottom line is you're a bunny rabbit."
'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.'
"When did you say you left school?"
Very interesting resume. Too bad it isn't yours.
'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'
'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'
Man at interview - 'Your name is Alan? Or is that a lie as well?'
' We've considered your application very carefully Mr.Tharg.And though you resume is indeed very impressive.We feel that you're not quite right for the hunter/gatherer business.'
"I see from your resume, your father owns a 45% of the company stock"
Woman seducing man into giving her a job
'I'm looking over your resum?, there is one opening we have for you.'