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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."
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Cyclopetrist's Waiting room
'You'd better keep your eye on that Ulysses dude.'
"You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?"
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"Yo! - try to stay focused."
3C-Keep Your Eye On The Road
'Keep an EYE on him for me.'
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"So you saw the whole thing?"
"Your honor, this is the eye witness."
Cyclops: One eye, zero depth perception.
Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
Cyclops covers one eye
'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'
Cyclops reading an eye chart
"On the plus side, I use half as much mascara as most women."
'I'm going to prescribe these to help you with the double vision.'
'Whatsamatter, you've never seen an earclops?'
"On the contrary - there is an eye in team!"
Biclops: "...and then I was outed in '84 and force to admit I liked the men as well as the ladies."
'I should mention that since we last met John has achieved singularity.'
'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'
'One day, all this will be yours, Son. As far as the eye can see.'