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"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."
"My Honey-Do list only involves honey."
Burn All Your Garden Rubbish
Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.
Tags:diy project, diy projects, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, woodwork, woodworks, woodworking, relaxing, gardening seat, gardening seats, rustic seat, rustic seats, hobby, pastime, pastimes, gardening advice, green fingers, gardening tip, gardening tips, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, thelwell
"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."
"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."
"Hey, genius, you're supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owners, dog owner, doggy door, doggy doors, dog flap, dog flaps, dog door, dog doors, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, surreal, doggy, doggie, doggie door, doggie doors, surrealism, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, d.i.y. project, diy project, d.i.y. projects, diy projects
"Yes, I did say I wanted a mounted TV on the wall. But they do have lighter flat screens these days, you know."
Tags:mounted tv, mounted television, mounted tvs, mounted televisions, flat screen, flat screens, flat-screen, flat-screens, couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, slobs, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, television, televisions, tvs, tv, technological advances, technological advancements, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, diy project, diy projects
"I can sell you the caulk, but there's a waiting period for the gun."
Tags:gun, guns, weapons, weapon, caulk, caulking gun, caulking guns, sealant, sealants, caulk gun, caulk guns, caulking, waiting period, waiting periods, gun controls, diy project, diy projects, d.i.y., diy, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, hardware shop, hardware shops, hardware store, hardware stores, hardware, waiting period, gun control
"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"
"My wife also likes DIY... Every time I want to have sex with her, she says - do it yourself!"
"This is where DIY projects go to die."
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.
Tags:flatpack, flatpacks, flat-pack, flat-packs, furniture, furnitures, c.s. lewis, furniture shop, furniture shops, furniture store, furniture stores, children's literature, children's story, children's book, witch, witches, lion, lions, d.i.y., do it yourself, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, diy project, diy projects
"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"
"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."
Tags:male bonding, woodwork, woodworker, woodworkers, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, tool-kit, tool-kits, diy project, diy projects, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, machinery, shed, sheds, tool box, tool boxes, toolbox, toolboxes, garage, garages, drill, drills, screwdriver, male stereotype, male stereotypes
"Mom! Dad's not using his indoor voice!"
"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."
"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."
"A door can never have too many hinges."
"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
Tags:home repairs, home repair, diy book, diy books, do it yourself, d.i.y. book, d.i.y. books, fixing, books, table, solutions, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, diy project, diy projects, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, home maintenance, property maintenance, ingenuity, cleverness
Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen
Tags:cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, diy project, diy projects, eulogy, eulogies, gravestone, gravestones, obituary, obituaries, inscription, inscriptions, headstone, headstones, d.i.y. skill, d.i.y. skills, diy skill, diy skills, repair job, repair jobs
"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."
Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw