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"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."
"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."
"A door can never have too many hinges."
Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen
"Thank goodness you're here! My husband is trying to fix it himself!"
"Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe."
"Most projects require three hands."
'I'm going to show that wonky light switch who's boss.'
"I've spent 6 hours trying to put this wine rack together. Maybe Ikea is Swedish for 'some part missing.'"
Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.
"Can you hold off on the showers, I'm hopeless at this stuff."
"I do wish them next door would use shorter nails for their pictures."