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'Room for cream?'
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
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Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
"That's why we never stop eating the grass."
"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."
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Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!
'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'
"Sure you think Farmer Brown is okay, but you don't have to put with his cold hands every morning!"
"Soy milk, soy burgers... Imagine being replaced by a bean!"
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'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'
"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''
"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"
"It's all about the milk."
Swiss Cheese Cow
"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."
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"She's a connoisseur. She won't touch anything other than Kentucky blue grass."
"I'm writing entries in my daily dairy diary."
"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!
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"They're dog tags. This farmer thought they were more human than a tag stapled too our ears."
"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"
'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'
The real reason the cow jumped over the moon.
"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."