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"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".
Tags:book, books, novel, novels, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, retail, damage, damaged, damages, tape, tapes, audio tape, audio tapes, cassette tape, cassette tapes, audiobook, audiobooks, tape, tapes, books on tape, shopping, technology, rewind, rewinding, sale, sales, cheap, deal, deals, 90s, the nineties, 80s, the eighties, modern life
"At this time the family is grieving and suing."
Tags:grieving, grief, sad, saddened, saddening, sue, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, family, families, death, deaths, died, dies, bereavement, bereavements, loss, losing, legal action, legal, law, laws, announce, announcement, press release, charge, prosecute, trial, bring to trial, honest, honesty, realistic, compensation, damages
"I think I speak for all of us."
The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,
Tags:insurance, insurances, giant, giants, battle, battles, battling, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, company, companies, expense, expenses, expensive, ironic, irony, ironically, cost, costing, costs, frog, frogs, bird, birds, monster, monsters, gigantic, damage, damages, destroy, destroys, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, walking and texting, cape, capes, cell, cell phone, phone, mobile, phones, mobiles, mobile phone, smart, smart phone, text, texting, walk, walking, walks, texts, building, damage, damages, damaging, break, breaks, breaking, broken, destroy, destroys, destroyed, destroying, office block
Top-Secret Weapon #793-B
Tags:weapon, weapons, weaponised, weaponized, worst, worse, culture, cultures, low culture, ishtar, edsels, edsel, ugly, damage, damaging, damages, miniskirts, fashion, fashions, fashionista, 1969, coke, world journal tribune, newspaper, newspapers, worst of humanity, war, wars, missile, missiles, products, product, unsuccessful, weapons of mass destruction, weapon of mass destruction, bomb, bombs, army, armies
'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'
Chad was oblivious to the fact that he had a very large carbon footprint.
'It's not good, coach. He suffered a traumatic blow to his ego...'
Tags:psychology, psychologist, psychologists, ego, egos, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychotherapists, therapy, therapies, trauma, traumatic, damage, damages, damaged, shock, shocks, shocked, shocking, shocker, shockers, disturbance, disturbances, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Greetings From Downer Beach.
Tags:downer, downers, beach, beaches, downer beach, seaside, shore, seashore, seasides, seashores, sand, sandy, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimist, depressing, depressed, warning, warns, warn, hazard, hazards, depression, disclaimer, disclaimers, miserable, misery, harm, harms, harmful, damage, damages, word play, play on words
"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
Tags:book, books, bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, bookseller, booksellers, novel, novels, literature, damage, damages, damaged, sale, sales, deal, deals, coffee, coffees, latte, lattes, spill, spills, spilled, sign, signs, food, drink, drinks, stain, stains, stained, ruined, modern life, consumerism, retail
"We can't lose. I got Dad's lucky tie out of his closet."
Tags:three-legged race, three-legged races, race, races, lucky tie, lucky ties, favorite tie, favorite ties, favourite tie, favourite ties, borrow, borrows, steal, steals, stealing, damage, damages, borrow without permission, borrows without permission, ask permission, asking permission, fair, fairs, fairground, fairgrounds, faux pas, dad, dads, father, fathers
'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'
"Last year you failed to bring me a new bicycle. This year, I want $250 for the bike and $50,000 in punitive damages."
"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"
Tags:car, cars, fender bender, fender benders, grudge, grudges, hold a grudge, holding a grudge, resent, resents, resentment, passive-aggressive, passive aggression, grudge match, grudge matches, damage, damages, damaging, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car repair, car repairs, bumper, bumpers, damaged bumper, damaged bumpers
'There HAS been a merger, but it's NOT the one I'd hoped for.'
"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
Tags:damage control, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, whitewashing, plead the fifth, never admit you're wrong, cover up, whitewash, public relations, pr, spin, accidents, getting caught, liability, lawyer, law, damages, lawsuits, responsible, liable, learn from your mistakes, learning, teaching
"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."
Tags:winter, winters, rain, rainy, summer, summer sports, sport, sports, ball sports, tennis, golf, player, golfer, croquet, smash, smashing, hit, hitting, smashed, inside, damages, damaging, season, seasons, wintery, winter sports, leisure, household, interior, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, weather, bad weather, hobbies
'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'