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Damn the Dam
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Organic?... Or processed food?
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'God damn you.'
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.
Beaver barking up the wrong tree
Dam it all
"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."
Abstract expressionist painter makes 'mistake' and says 'Damn!'
"So THIS is being dammed."
'Mom... he said dam again!'
'It's a hard hat. Can't be too safe you know.'
"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"
'You've heard of 'lies, damn lies and statistics'...well apparently they were lying about the damn statistics!'
'Oh, stop! That's what it's called, for crying out loud!'
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"Religion is all about love, peace and forgiveness and if you don't believe it, God's revenge will befall you and you'll burn in eternal damnation and suffer torments of hell!"
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'...dam maintenance man Clark Wagner has a miraculous brainstorm.'
'Go to Hell'
'Guess who's teething?'
'We were too busy.'
"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."
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'Sure, that's stopping the current chemical release, but what about the other 31 million unregulated chemicals out there?'
'Hmph. College kids.'