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"I feel a draft."
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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Puppetry for the damned.
"Sometimes I just like to mess with their minds."
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
"It's the hottest since records began."
Tags:secular, non-religious, damnation, damned, afterlife, afterlives, signing your soul away, sign your soul away, sell your soul, selling your soul, sell your soul to the devil, sign, singing, sings, lightning bolt, electricity company, electricity companies, electricity contract, contract, contracts
Poetry reading nightly
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
Tags:stockholm syndrome, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, kidnappers, valentine, valentines, box of chocolates, gift, gifts, captor, captors, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, satanic, fond, fondness, damned, damnation, chocolate, chocolates, refuse, refuses, refusal, refusals, afterlife, afterlives, present, presents, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
'Therefore, I recommend that we do.'
Puppetry for the damned
"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."
Bobbing for hell
"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
Tags:retraction, retractions, retract, retracting, dessert, desserts, pastry chef, pastry chefs, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, critiquing, inconsistent, inconsistency, food critic, food critics, review, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, reviewing, newspaper, newspapers, taking criticism, takes criticism, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, faint praise, damned, damning, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
"As long as you don't sign anything in blood you should be O.K."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, satan, devil, devils, demon, demons, evil incarnate, deal with the devil, maga, make america great again, hell, trump policy, trump policies, trump incompetence, incompetence, incompetent, evil, damnation, damned, election, elections, presidential race, presidential races, election slogan, election slogans
"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."
Tags:hell, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance, nuisances, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, special place in hell, do not call, evil, evilness, burn in hell, burning in hell, punishments, eternal punishment, eternity, afterlife, afterlives, damned
'God damn you.'
"I'd sell my soul for one of those."
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'
'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'
Male pattern damnation
"It just occurred to me that it would be even more hellish if we left them just a little bit of hope."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, lucifer, satan, hell, gates of hell, hellish, abandon all hope, hope, eternal torture, changing your mind, change mind, afterlife, afterlives, death, underworld, eternal damnation, damned, annoying boss, annoying bosses, indecisive, indecisiveness, dither, ditherer, vacillating, hope, hopless, hopeless situation, ray of hope