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Organic?... Or processed food?
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Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.
Beaver barking up the wrong tree
"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."
'You've heard of 'lies, damn lies and statistics'...well apparently they were lying about the damn statistics!'
'Oh, stop! That's what it's called, for crying out loud!'
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'...dam maintenance man Clark Wagner has a miraculous brainstorm.'
'We were too busy.'
'Guess who's teething?'
'Sure, that's stopping the current chemical release, but what about the other 31 million unregulated chemicals out there?'
Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.
'Well, to be quite frank, I'm very disappointed.'
'Let's leave this one to give us some shade at lunchtime...'
Beavers and missile
'Let's get one thing straight! It's us beavers who chuck wood, not woodchucks!'
'I don't know if your husband is the same, but mine starts lots of projects but never finishes any...'
'Look, you do it your way and I'll do it mine!'
'Hey,this is better than gnawing on trees all day.'
'I'm thinking after I build the dam I'll build a clubhouse and open a 18-hole golf course,and...'
"I built it with the donations given to my charity, Leave it to Beaver."