Damsel In Distress Cartoons and Comics

"Like that?"

"Mind if I smoke?"

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."

"I think we made a lot of progress today."

'Say, aren't you Mrs. Wit who gave me such a hard time at the building permit office?'

'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'

"Never!"

Schlock Holmes

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

"I'd be glad to, but he's just been placed on the endangered species list."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"This had better not be another one of your slutty damsels in distress!"

A knight brushing Rapunzel's hair

'For heavens sake stop being the dark and moody drifter, and ask someone for directions!'

'It won't start. I'll call vroom service.'

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

'Slay it if you want to, but I'm not cooking it.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

Knight in Tiny Armour

Damsel NOT in distress.

'Don't be such a 'cry-baby' - and besides, you'll go rusty!'