Damsel In Distress Cartoons and Comics

"Like that?"

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

"Of course his armor was shining. He was gay."

"Go away."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."

"Right here's fine."

"I think we made a lot of progress today."

'Say, aren't you Mrs. Wit who gave me such a hard time at the building permit office?'

'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'

"Never!"

Schlock Holmes

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

"I'd be glad to, but he's just been placed on the endangered species list."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"I mean, it's not idea, but it's fine intil someone slays the dragon."

"This had better not be another one of your slutty damsels in distress!"

A knight brushing Rapunzel's hair

'For heavens sake stop being the dark and moody drifter, and ask someone for directions!'

'It won't start. I'll call vroom service.'