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"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."
"Of course his armor was shining. He was gay."
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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.
"Right here's fine."
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'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'
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"I'd be glad to, but he's just been placed on the endangered species list."
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"Have a safe trip!"
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"This had better not be another one of your slutty damsels in distress!"
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'For heavens sake stop being the dark and moody drifter, and ask someone for directions!'
'Slay it if you want to, but I'm not cooking it.'
Knight in Tiny Armour
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Damsel NOT in distress.
Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'
"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."
'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'
If the dragon was romantic.
'Frankly, I think knights only fight us to show off to the ladies...'
Damsel surfs Macebook page on her laptop.
'Know of any damsels in distress who are looking for a knight in shining armour?'