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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.
'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'
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"I'd be glad to, but he's just been placed on the endangered species list."
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"Have a safe trip!"
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"This had better not be another one of your slutty damsels in distress!"
'For heavens sake stop being the dark and moody drifter, and ask someone for directions!'
'Slay it if you want to, but I'm not cooking it.'
Knight in Tiny Armour
Damsel NOT in distress.
Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'
"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."
'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'
If the dragon was romantic.
'Frankly, I think knights only fight us to show off to the ladies...'
Damsel surfs Macebook page on her laptop.
'Know of any damsels in distress who are looking for a knight in shining armour?'
'We're both in danger from this guy.'
'You're not a sport are you Lancelot?'