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The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'
'Now she wants to run for congress.'
'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'
Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm never talking to girls again...'
'Help me test my arguing skills, Kate...tell me something think is absolutely true....Too late, under the spin ninja rules on combat, I won when you paused to think.'
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
Danae's Debating Career: 'Do you have any tips on winning arguments, daddy?'
Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'
The Ekert Saga: 'It's amazing...the more he just hangs out with other animals, away from all that greed and hypocrisy of the 'civilized world'...'
'Um...Danae? Does your father know your horse stays on the bed with you?'
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'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So...if we open it, we'd either save the world, or destroy it...'
'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'
The Ekert Saga: '...they'll go in search of 'the One'...someone who can negate the Ekert's irresistible force of niceness by bein' an unmovable object of apathy.'
'Bored, bored, bored, bored. . .nothing ever seems to change around here. . . Why does everything seem to change so fast around here?!!'
The lesser of two evils.
'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'
Scientific Research: '...First principle of science, Danae...Get the funding secured before you conduct the research.'
'We'll keep you posted on the 'stinkybooger brainectomy' as soon as it's tweeted...'
Danaelect: 'Hey, how was school today, Danae?...One of these days I'm gonna learn to stop asking that question...'
'Next time I cut the red wire...'
'C'mon, Lucy...we need to go out on a big, fun adventure...Which part of 'big fun adventure' don't you understand?'
'Snow in the spring is an act of terrorism!'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'