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The Eleventh and Least Effective Biblical Plague...
"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."
"The brain tumor's incurable, but let me give you something for that dandruff."
"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."
'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'
"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"
Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.
'C'mon Fred. Knock it off.'
'DANDRUFF?! Those are just flakes!'
"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"
'So, how long have you been bothered by this dry scalp condition?'
'Do you think dandruff shampoo would help with all of our flakes.'
'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'
"I know I'm not your client, but what can you come up with, off the top of your head?"
'You know Jerry, I think you should try a stronger dandruff shampoo.'
Snow dome manufacturing company.
For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.
'No, dandruff isn't caused by having a dry wit.'
Native American washing a scalp with 'Shampoo for dry scalps.'
'Stop moaning, we all get a bit of dandruff now and again.'
'This corn's got dandruff.'
'It's not snow - it's dandruff.'
'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'
'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'
'It appears you have dry scalp.'