Dangerous Dogs Cartoons and Comics

"What's the matter, cata got your tongue?"

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'My brother bites.'

'Et tu, Brute? Then sic em, Rex!'

'They're good friends. Rogak has bitten them eighteen times and they haven't sued.'

'They call him 'Hegemony'!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'Don't worry - it's all bark and no bite!'

'You might trip over him.'

Beware of dog.

Sneaky dog is after the mailman.

'He motivates me to go on running and I'm happy to lose weight... If only I'd find a way to stop him!'

"I call him Recession - because you never know when he's going to bite."

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

Beware of the Dog.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Beware of acid rain,ozone depletion, middle aged spread,the greenhouse effect,oysters out of season,toxic landfills,air pollution,blue mondays...'

Man Bites Dog...

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I know I said, 'my dog doesn't bite'...he's not my dog!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Suggestion box is attached to a big, mean dog.

'Boy - How I miss the good ol' dangerous dogs... '