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"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."
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Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.
'Seems like we've a long night ahead of us.'
"Hey there, fella. Our time machine transported us to your period of history because we're huge Dark Ages buffs."
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"Hear ye, hear ye! I'm Rolf. I'm Gweneth. And this is Kingdom News at 5."
"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."
"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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"One of your allies sent this for your birthday, sire."
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"Boy, the king really loves that "Suspended Sentence" joke, right?"
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"The 'Toss-A-Tyrant Deluxe 3000' sure is easier than launching a coup d'etat every few years."
"Wait! His favorability rating is way up."
'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'
"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"Been here very long?"
"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"
"Mom, the show was awesome! And the executioner threw me a souvenir!"
A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.
"As I pillage and plunder, I make sure I take time to occasionally stop and smell the mayhem."
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"Well, folks. . .the dark ages continues to hang over the region with no signs of letting up anytime soon."
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'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'