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An elevator has a gas gauge.
'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'
"Sarge, permission to move freely?"
"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"
"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."
'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'
The dashboard odormeter
'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'
'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'
"Oh, great, the warranty is up."
"Nice new car...but portion control should apply to information technology."