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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
Tags:technology, modern life, modern technology, electronics, electronic device, electronic devices, tracker, trackers, activity tracker, activity trackers, watch, watches, health tracker, health trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, activity band, activity bands, smart watch, smart watches, wearable, wearable technology, fashion, popular, trend, trends, trendy, track, tracks, tracking, personal data, personal privacy, invasion of privacy, salesmen, salesman, hacks, hacking, hacker, hackers, data tracking, loss of privacy, data, data collection, data gathering, big brother
Cutting out the middleman
"Mark Zuckerberg would have known the colour of my eyes."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married couple, argument, arguments, husband, husbands, wife, wives, unobservant, forgetful, unromantic, romance, lack of romance, social media, data, personal data, hoarding data, collecting data, data collection, privacy, internet privacy, surveillance, surveillance culture
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
The whales have been tagged for biologists to track, and today they lead us further offshore. Where will they migrate next, and what will they buy?
Data entry will make surgeries longer.
"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."
Tags:fishbowl, fishbowls, life in a fishbowl, privacy, private, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, fish tank, fish tanks, social media, social medias, social network, social networks, online life, internet, internets, www, web, world wide web, big data, modern life, modern world, digital life, digital world, digital tradeoff, online marketing, online advertising, online advertisement, digital age, online privacy, targeted ads, targeted advertising, digital ads, digital advertisements, marketing, market, marketer, website design, website designers, data science, data scientist, data collection, data privacy, data security
'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'
Tags:identity theft, identity thieves, id insurance, id watchdogs, insurance industry, surveillance state, privacy rights, privacy advocates, corporate overreach, law enforcement, sales pitches, salesmen, selling, customer service, data collection, personal data, data security, it, information technology, facial recognition software, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing
Tags:mouse, mousetrap, computer, computers, internet, malware, clickbait, virus, viruses, web, the web, advertisement, advertising, trap, data, data mining, data collection, surveillance, privacy, invasion of privacy, digital, digital world, online, surfing, web surfing, death, dangerous, mice, cheese, exaggeration, exaggerated, attract attention
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Tags:user agreement, user agreements, data, data collection, data collections, privacy, data privacy, online, online privacy, internet privacy, tech, technology, legal, legal agreements, legal language, legalese, fine print, big data, small print, legal jargon, terms and conditions, contract, contracts, contract law, law, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, licenses, licensor, licensors, clause, clauses, boilerplate language, business negotiations, business negotiation, business negotiating, successors and assigns, lawsuit, lawsuits, solicitor, solicitors
"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"
Tags:online advertising, online advertisements, online ads, internet ads, data, data collection, data privacy, big data, big-data, business requirements, data requirements, business intelligence, office workers, computers, internet, data analytics, data analysis, data analysts, requirements document, browser data, browser history, browser cache, browser cookies, data cookies, internet cookies
"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."
"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."
"What do we do with all this data we collect on you? Sorry, that's privileged information."
Tags:data collection, data collections, data, personal detail, personal details, personal information, personal info, intelligence agency, intelligence agent, intelligence agents, right to privacy, privacy issue, privacy issues, metadata, security, computers, internet, homeland security, government, information, privacy
As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.
The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.
"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."
Tags:off the grid, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, off-the-grid, living, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, panhandler, panhandlers, sleeping rough, sleep rough, street person, street people, personal information, personal data, data collection, online data, online presence, social media, modern life
'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'
'Can I stay up just a little bit longer and play video games? The smart speaker said she didn't care.'
"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."
"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"
Are you spying on me?
You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone