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"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."
Store with sign: 'Auntie May's Pie Charts. Let Us Cook One Up For You.'
"Apparently our smart house decided it didn't need us anymore."
'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'
'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'
'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'
'Concerns about our data management are misplaced...our new system is very robust Miss Pettigrew.'
'Remember Mr Pooter is not just a 'patient', he's an important source of valuable and readily marketable data!'
Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.
If his Latvian was better I could tell him how to improve that data management programme he's using. His English isn't very good, I wonder if he could cope with a bit of cleaning?
Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'
"Don't think of them just as customers, but rather as an infinitely mineable and marketable source of valuable data!"