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"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."
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'I store all my data in the cloud.'
"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"
Tags:diagnostic imaging, cat scan, mri, ct scan, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, xrays, medical office, medical staff, doctors, data storage, cloud.clouds, cloud network, cloud networks, the cloud, cloud storage, data network, data networks, sense of humour, sense of humor, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, radiologist, radiologists, nurse
'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'
"Mom, which cloud has all our stuff in it?"
"Could you give me a second? I have all the answers stored in the cloud."
'Today's weather. . . storm clouds over most of the east. . . computer data clouds over California. . .'
"My name is the Cloud, and I'll be your server."
"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."
Meanwhile, up in the cloud....
"Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?"
"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."
'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'
"This is the Captain, due to an unusually high volume of uploads into the cloud we may experience some turbulence on our descent!"
Tags:cloud, clouds, cloud network, cloud networks, cloud networking, upload, uploads, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, plane crash, plane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, turbulence, descent, descents, data storage, data network, data networks, data networking
"We sent you notifications. The iCloud is full."
"So big data in the cloud really exists!"
"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."
Tags:romance, romances, romantic, romantics, cloud, cloud network, cloud networks, cloud data, data storage, data network, data networks, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, love life, love-life, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds
"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"
"We have been saving files in the cloud since the beginning of time!"
"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."
Tags:data cloud, data clouds, cloud network, cloud networks, date, rainstorm, rainstorms, raincloud, rain cloud, rain clouds, raining, rainy weather, data storage, data, data network, data networks, digital childhood, digital childhoods, weather forecast, weather forecasts, meteorologist, meteorologists
"Of course I know you can't take it with you....that's why I'm storing everything in the cloud before I go!"
"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."
Tags:cloud computing, cloud gazing, work, stress, commuting, taking a break, mental health, mental health day, work, job, computers, technology, cloud spotting, cloud spotter, cloud spotters, data network, data networks, mental state, mental states, stressful job, stressful jobs, workload, workloads
'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'
"Yes, I did say you needed to back up all your date. But there's an easier way than handwriting thousands of pages."