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"It's free, but they sell your information."
'Thanks, Grandma! How do I password protect it?'
"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"
"It's your browser. You forgot to floss."
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'He's in charge of shredding documents.'
'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'
'It's a memory stick with the name and address of every child on the planet.'
'And if you're the kind of person who doesn't like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses...'
Databank - 'If you did it, we know about it.'
In Case Of Whistle-blower Break Glass.
"First I must warn you that anything you say may be taken down and used to assist you."
'The databank is slightly mistaken. I'm not an alcoholic. I never attempted to assassinate the govenor. I havne't been married 17 times. I don't owe $66,000 in gambling debts...'
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
We Won't Steal Your Identity
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'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'
"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'
'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'
'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'
"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."
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'Look over my shoulder and die!'
"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."