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"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
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'I lost my homework on the cloud.'
'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'
'Everything is in the Cloud.'
'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'
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'Newsflash: Experts are warning that overloading the Cloud with billions of bytes could cause massive rain and flooding.'
'Torrential rains were bad enough when it was just pouring water, but now that people store data in the clouds, it's even worse.'
'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'
"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."
"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."
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"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."
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"What's wtih the ladder? Is it a stairway to heaven?"
"My computer has too much memory."
He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.
"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"
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'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'
"Our data team is using the cloud to find a solution to our city's smog."
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'So everything's in the cloud now? Your papers, homework, presentations? What about that textbook you have?'
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"I have a photographic memory, but only eight gigs of storage."
"I have all my information stored on the Cloud."
"It's pretty convenient being stored here in the cloud with my files."
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"I'm bored. Let's hack into phone companies' massive personal data storage and get the goods on someone!"
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'And over there it looks like a vast swathe of personal data.'
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