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"Regular service or affected?"
Tags:accent, accents, affects, affected, pretense, pretenses, choice, choices, ordering dinner, order, ordered, dining out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, fancy dining, fancy restaurant, haute cuisine, server, servers, service, waiter, waiters, foreign cuisine, foodie, foodies, date night, date nights, special meal, special meals, pretentious, pretension, ostentatious, affectation, ostentation, posturing, putting on airs, pretentiousness, snooty waiter, snooty waiters
"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
Tags:marriage, married, marrying, married life, argument, arguing, argue, argues, husband, wife, date, date night, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, faux pas, sweat, pants, sweat pants, sweatpants, casual, dress code, dress, code, pants, trousers, wrong trousers, honey, moon, honey moon period, honeymoon period
"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, childminder, childminders, childcare, daycare, development, childhood, stages of development, age, ages, activity, activities, date night, date nights, individual, independent, independence
"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"
"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, date night, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, disagreement, disagreements, decision, decisions, deciding, choice, choices, choosing, pizza, topping, toppings, solve, consensus, impossible, reaching a consensus, deciding what to eat, choosing what to eat, difficult, problem, problems
"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"
Tags:audience, audiences, service, quality, considerate, consideration, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinema-goers, movie-goers, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, thoughtfully, head, overhead, view, views, unobstructed, body horror, headless, decapitate, decapitated, decapitation, horror, horrify, normalise, normalize, normalised, normalized, modern life, expectations, modern world, date night
"You're awfully quiet tonight."
Tags:date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, date night, date nights, relationship, relationships, medusa, stone, turned to stone, stoney silence, stoney, silence, silent, quiet, non-communicative, bad date, bad dates, dating fail, dating fails, myth, myths, ancient myth, ancient myths, greek mythology, gorgon, gorgons
"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"
Tags:masculine, masculinity, male, males, man, men, manly, crying, tearing up, tears, tear, risk, risks, risky, risking, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, date night, date nights, restaurant, restaurants, music, live music, musician, musicians, feelings, emotions, emotional, sensitive, sensitive man, sensitive men
"Actually, I like big hair on guys."
Tags:lion, lions, mane, manes, lions mane, lions manes, lion's mane, lions' manes, big hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairdo, hairdos, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, hair stylist, hair stylists, polar bear, polar bears, date night, date nights, date, dates, flirt, flirts, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines
"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
Tags:date, dates, movie, movies, film, films, date night, date nights, love life, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, movie fan, movie fans, film fan, film fans, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, movie critic, movie critics, film critic, film critics, shared interest, shared interests, shared hobby
"Beware of the cat."
Tags:beware, beware of the cat, warning, warned, warn, danger, dangerous, warning sign, cat, cats, cat door, cat doors, big cat, large cat, over-sized, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, couple, couples, date, dates, date night, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, animal, animals, house cat, strong cat
"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."
"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."
Tags:marriage, married, married life, old married couple, husbands and wives, husband and wife, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argue, argued, argument, arguments, arguing, argues, fight, fighting, fights, bicker, bickering, bickered, dinner, dining, fine dining, out to eat, eating out, dinner date, date, dates, date night, entree, ethical, ethics, questionable, choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism
"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."
"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"
"Darling, it's not the little things that irritate me, it's pretty much everything you do."
Tags:date, dates, date night, date nights, relationship, relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, ltr, marriage, marriages, married couple, married couples, annoying habit, annoying habits, annoying, annoy, annoyed, bad relationship, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages
"I told you we should have made a reservation."
"Don't tell him anything."
Tags:waiter, waiters, paranoid, paranoia, suspicious, suspicion, dining, dinner, diner, fine dining, dinner, food, foodie, restaurant, restaurant, hostage, hostages, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogates, interrogated, questioning, questioned, my lips are sealed, lips are sealed, couple, couples, date night, dating, service industry, difficult, difficult customer, difficult customers, customers, customer, customer service
"Let's go out tonight and feed chickens."
"Stop paraphrasing and get on with your own life!"
Tags:paraphrasing, paraphrase, paraphrased, paraphrases, date, dates, date night, date nights, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, love-life, living vicariously, vicarious, vicarious experience, vicarious experiences, recap, recaps, recapping, conversation, conversations, social skill, social skills
"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."
Tags:food, foods, meal, meals, old-fashioned food, old-fashioned foods, food fad, food fads, faddy food, food trends, food trend, trend, trends, 70s food, seventies food, 70s, seventies, 70s recipes, seventies recipes, old-fashioned recipes, cheese fondue, fondue, crepes suzette, tuna mornay, date, dates, dating, dinner, dinner date, date night, retro, retro recipes, retro food
"You folks like a little something?"
Tags:play on words, little people, shrunken people, jokes about size, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dining out, eating out, night out, date night out, date night, portions, portion size, order, ordering, taking an order, cafe, cafes, slip up, freudian slip, freudian slips
The Bare Minimum