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"And remember those goofy old movies that showed everyone in the twenty-first century wearing the same unisex outfit?"
Tags:cinema, cinemas, outing, outings, family, family time, film, films, movie, movies, style, styles, stylish, trend, trends, trendy, hashtag, hashtags, unisex, fashion, fashions, fashionable, unisex clothes, clothes, clothing, gendered, genders, gender politics, gender identity, irony, ironic, predict, predicting, prediction, retro future, retro futurism, retro futurist, dated, outdated, scifi, sci-fi, '70s sci-fi
"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
Tags:cafe, cafes, dating, dates, dated, gender issues, gender stereotype, misread, misreading, mistake, mistakes, cross-training, cross training, training, gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, exercise, exercises, fitness, internet, internet dating, drag, ad, ads, personal, personals, finding love, love, lovelorn
"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
Tags:modern, modernity, modernize, modern world, modern life, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, retro, out of fashion, old, older, age, ageing, aged, growing old, getting old, mutton dressed as lamb, euphemisms, implied, implication, flatter, flattery, golddigger, gold-digger, taking advantage, club, clubs, clubbing, date, dates, dated, word play, play on words, word-play
Attack of the Creeping Doily
Tags:doily, doilies, modern, modernist, modernists, modernism, decor, decoration, decorations, home decor, home decorator, home decorators, living room, living rooms, out of place, tradition, traditions, traditional, charm, charms, charming, homey, dated, outdated, out of dated, clash, clashes, clashing, go together, goes together, going together, fit, fits, fitting, fit in, fits in, fitting in
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
"We haven't actually dated yet; we're still only texting each other."
" 'Best if used before 1/1/2000.' "
'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'
Tags:love, loves, loving, lover, lovers, loved, cupid, angel, angels, third wheel, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, crowd, crowds, crowding, crowded, interfere, interferes, interference, interferences, interfered, date, dates, dating, dated, couple, couples, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The Tin Man Moves On
Tags:nightmare fuel, nightmare, nightmares, tin man, tin men, girlfriends, new girlfriends, new girlfriend, significant other, significant others, coward, cowardly, cowardly lion, scarecrow, heart, heartless, pop culture, pop culture reference, date, dates, dating, dated, modern, modern life, parody, parodies, parodied, play on words, word play, word-play
"He's moved beyond iconic to totemic."
Tags:icon, icons, iconic, totem, totems, past it, get past it, getting past it, fossil, fossils, old fossil, old fossils, legend, legends, legendary, overstay, overstays, overstaying, welcome, totemic, founder, founders, company founder, company founders, status, social status, social statuses, peak, peaks, peaking, peaked, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, outdated, dated, out of date
"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."
In the Nostalgia District
Tags:street scene, street scenes, out of business, going out of business, internet cafe, internet cafes, photo developing, fix-it, stationery, stationery supplies, storefront, storefronts, brick and mortar, brick and mortar store, brick and mortar stores, travel agent, travel agents, photo development, film camera, film cameras, dated, dated technology, dated technologies
"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"
Signs of the Times
'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'
Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.
First date with an emoticon
"You're always coming home late, there's not enough food money, the baby never stops crying. . . I'm beginning to wonder, Conrad, whether we should get married after all?"
Looking for someone to self-isolate with
Tags:online dating, online date, online dates, self-isolate, self-isolating, self-isolation, self-isolated, date, dates, dating, dated, covid, corona, covid-19, coronavirus, virus, covid 19, new normal, social bubble, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, quarantining, social distance, social distancing, pandemic, pandemics, relationship, relationships, social media, online profile, online profiles
"Listen, you. I'm in the mood for some frozen food."
Tags:frozen food, frozen foods, food, foods, couple, couples, home cooked meal, home cooked meals, frozen meal, frozen meals, opting out, opting for, opt for, opted for, pick, picky eater, easy cook, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, working class, working couple, modern era, modern age, modern times, dating, dated, housewife, housewives, stay at home, modernity, modern people
"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, single parent, single parents, advertising copywriter, advertising copywriters, date, dating, dates, dated, bedtime, bedtimes, converse, conversing, conversed, conversation, conversations, inquire, inquires, inquiry, inquiries, inquired, enquire, enquires, enquiry, enquired, enquiries, mature too fast, grow up too fast
Rapunzel on prom night.
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.
'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'