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"And remember those goofy old movies that showed everyone in the twenty-first century wearing the same unisex outfit?"
Tags:cinema, cinemas, outing, outings, family, family time, film, films, movie, movies, style, styles, stylish, trend, trends, trendy, hashtag, hashtags, unisex, fashion, fashions, fashionable, unisex clothes, clothes, clothing, gender, gendered, genders, gender politics, gender identity, irony, ironic, predict, predicting, prediction, retro future, retro futurism, retro futurist, dated, outdated, scifi, sci-fi, '70s sci-fi
"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
Tags:cafe, cafes, dating, dates, dated, sexuality, gender, gender issues, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, misread, misreading, mistake, mistakes, cross-training, cross training, training, gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, exercise, exercises, fitness, internet, internet dating, cross dressing, cross-dressing, drag, ad, ads, personal, personals, finding love, love, lovelorn
"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
Tags:modern, modernity, modernize, modern world, modern life, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, retro, out of fashion, old, older, age, ageing, aged, growing old, getting old, sugar daddy, mutton dressed as lamb, euphemism, euphemisms, implied, implication, flatter, flattery, golddigger, gold-digger, taking advantage, club, clubs, clubbing, date, dates, dated, word play, play on words, word-play
Attack of the Creeping Doily
Tags:doily, doilies, modern, modernist, modernists, modernism, decor, decoration, decorations, home decor, home decorator, home decorators, living room, living rooms, out of place, bad taste, tradition, traditions, traditional, charm, charms, charming, homey, dated, outdated, out of dated, clash, clashes, clashing, go together, goes together, going together, fit, fits, fitting, fit in, fits in, fitting in
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
" 'Best if used before 1/1/2000.' "
'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'
Tags:love, loves, loving, lover, lovers, loved, cupid, angel, angels, third wheel, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, crowd, crowds, crowding, crowded, interfere, interferes, interference, interferences, interfered, date, dates, dating, dated, couple, couples, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"He's moved beyond iconic to totemic."
Tags:icon, icons, iconic, totem, totems, past it, get past it, getting past it, fossil, fossils, old fossil, old fossils, legend, legends, legendary, overstay, overstays, overstaying, welcome, totemic, founder, founders, company founder, company founders, status, social status, social statuses, peak, peaks, peaking, peaked, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, outdated, dated, out of date
The Tin Man Moves On
Tags:nightmare fuel, nightmare, nightmares, tin man, tin men, girlfriend, girlfriends, new girlfriends, new girlfriend, significant other, significant others, coward, cowardly, cowardly lion, scarecrow, heart, heartless, pop culture, pop culture reference, date, dates, dating, dated, modern, modern life, parody, parodies, parodied, play on words, word play, word-play
In the Nostalgia District
Tags:street scene, street scenes, out of business, going out of business, internet cafe, internet cafes, photo developing, fix-it, stationery, stationery supplies, storefront, storefronts, brick and mortar, brick and mortar store, brick and mortar stores, travel agent, travel agents, photo development, film camera, film cameras, dated, dated technology, dated technologies
Signs of the Times
'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'
Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.
"You're always coming home late, there's not enough food money, the baby never stops crying. . . I'm beginning to wonder, Conrad, whether we should get married after all?"
Tags:married life, married couple, married couples, married lives, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, date, dates, proposal, proposals, family life, family-life, dated, marital problem, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, commitment issue, commitment issues, second thoughts, second thought
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, cannibal, cannibals, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Rapunzel on prom night.
'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'
Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.
Penguin Mating Rituals Modernize With Fashion
Tags:flirting, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, flirty, court, courting, courtship, date, dates, dating, dated, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoological, penguin, penguins, mate, mating, mate for life, out on the town, gift, gifts, relationship, relationships, animal, animal life, animal world, the talk, explain, explaining, explanation, explanatory, kid, kids, innocence, innocent, modern life, modern world, fashion, fashions, fashionable, dress, dresses, alluring
Help...I've been relegated to an attic.
'This is Tina, As an IT guy I recognize the need for backup if things don't go well,'
After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.
Tags:galaxy, galaxies, alien, aliens, alien life, alien lives, classic television, classic show, classic shows, sitcom, sitcoms, sit-com, sit-coms, situation comedy, situation comedies, family comedy, family comedies, television show, television shows, tv show, tv shows, radio signal, radio signals, radio waves, transmit, transmits, transmitting, science fiction, nostalgia, nostalgic, dated, outdated, out of date
"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."
"Don't you understand, Winsome? I'm throwing myself at you."