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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
Tags:date, dates, dating, carry, carries, carrying, jane, swing, swings, swinging, heavy, heaviness, lift, lifts, lifting, arm, arms, complain, complains, complaining, carry, carries, carrying, heavy load, heavy loads, heavy lifting, complaint, complaints, swing from tree to tree, swinging from tree to tree, pain, pains, painful, tire, tires, tiring, tired out, tuckered out, exhausted, exhaustion, exhaust, exhausting
"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."
"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
Bad Valentines Cards
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, love, loving, lovey dovey, relationship, dating, date, dates, medical insurance, insurance, medical, genetic, genetics, tasteless, tasteless cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card, greeting cards, valentines card, valentines cards, selfish, selfishness, self serving, self-serving, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, self obsessed, self-obsessed
"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
Tags:dating, dates, man, men, perfect man, perfect men, grace, good manners, courteousness, decency, respect, refinement, refined, gentleman, perfect gentlemen, stereotypes, gender stereotype, talk, talking, discussion, discussing, gossip, drinks, drink, cocktail, cocktails, drinks with friends, disbelieving, disbelieve, got in all, have it all, gossips, gossiping, renaissance man, whole package
"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."
"I have an agenda, Barbara, and you're on it."
"You're awfully tame this evening."
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, men
"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"
Tags:whiskey, whisky, whisky lover, whisky lovers, whiskey lover, whiskey lovers, date, dating, dates, bad dates, dating disasters, dating disaster, first date, first dates, middle-class dates, middle-class date, middle-aged dates, middle-aged date, uncomfortable, imposing, borish, bore, mansplain, mansplaining, mansplainer
"Do you want to be ridiculously enmeshed?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, proposal, proposals, proposing, engagement, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dating, date, dates, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, enmeshed, entangled, trap, traps, trapping, unhealthy, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, clingy, needy, relationship problems, relationship issues
"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
Tags:cafe, cafes, dating, dates, dated, gender issues, gender stereotype, misread, misreading, mistake, mistakes, cross-training, cross training, training, gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, exercise, exercises, fitness, internet, internet dating, drag, ad, ads, personal, personals, finding love, love, lovelorn
"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
Tags:writer, writers, writing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, literary agent, literary agents, public, pressure, internal motivation, student, students, college, college, college student, university, universities, essay, essays, paper, papers, dating, date, dates, stress, stressful, education, higher education, academia, academics, pretentious, flattery, pompous
"He was nothing like his profile."
Tags:dating, date, dates, online dating, o.l.d., dating profile, dating profiles, dating app, dating apps, caveman, cavemen, cavewomen, cavewomen, prehistoric man, stone age man, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, femaile friendship, female friendships, chat, chatting, talking, conversation, conversations, anachronistic, anachronism, false impression, false impressions
"I'd never go out with him, but he does give great cubicle."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, work together, works together, working together, cubicle, cubicles, office space, office spaces, office, offices, pros and cons, friend zone, friend zones, romantic interest, chat, chats, chatting, gossip, gossips, gossiping
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists
"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
Tags:flower, flowers, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, florist, florists, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, romance, romantic, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, guilt, guilty, feeling guilty, gift, gifts, present, present, make-up, makeup, making up, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, rule of thumb, rules of thumbs, rule, rules, stem, stems, long-stemmed, advice, marital advice, relationship advice
"That's from the lobby security camera the first time you ever came over."
Tags:relationship, relationships, boyfriend, couple, couples, boyfriends, girlfriends, creepy, creep, creeper, stalker, obsessed, obsession, dating, dates, date, seeing each other, spying, surveillance, invasion of privacy, privacy, watching, following, stalking, security, security camera, picture, video, red flag, warning sign
"Old is when your daughter announces she's seeing a younger man."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, daughter, daughters, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, father-daughter relationship, father-daughter relationships, relationship, relationships, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, younger, man, men, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age
"You know, when I get over my thing for bad boys, Chip, you're going to be one of the first to know."
"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."
"I want out, Laura."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish tank, fish tanks, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, goldfish, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, getting out, leaving
"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."
Tags:dessert, desserts, conservation, conversations, bore, bores, boring, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, eavesdropper, eavesdroppers, listen in, listens in, listening in, spy, spies, spying, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house team, couple, couples, turn tables, turning tables, chat, chats, chatting, chatter, small talk, make small talk, making small talk, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating
"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
Tags:invent, inventor, inventors, stone age, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, men, man, woman, women, cave, caves, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, invention, inventions, wheel, wheels, invent the wheel, reinvent the wheel, flirt, flirty, flirtatious, pickup line, pickup lines, date, dates, dating