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"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"
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Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""
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Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'
"In your ad you said you'd grown up in the shade of coolibah tree. How so?"
"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"
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"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."
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'My ad said I was looking for someone filled with marshmallow. . . clearly you're quite hollow.'
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"Claws? Or no claws?"
"You were careless to send us your personals ad instead of your resume, but I'll let it go since I also enjoy moonlit walks and cuddling."
'Actually I placed two ads. Are you a mature, established, educated, single, serious man . . .'
"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."
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"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."
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'We have been together for 22 years. Not bad for a $5 personal ad.'
At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service
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Soup Spoon Sales Slump
Devastatingly handsome Aquarian super-hunt, GSOH, thick head hair (on back) loves to party. WLTM....
"You the guy who advertised for a gal just like the gal who married dear old dad?"
Looking For Love ad
Profile: Please describe yourself in a few words - A man of many parts...
"Your online profile said you weren't the flighty type."
'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'
"Sorry, the GSOH in my ad stood for 'Got Syphilis On Holiday'."
'Me, I just put a new advert in the classifieds: There are always silly males calling back...'