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"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"
Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'
"Claws? Or no claws?"
'Actually I placed two ads. Are you a mature, established, educated, single, serious man . . .'
"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."
At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service
Soup Spoon Sales Slump
Devastatingly handsome Aquarian super-hunt, GSOH, thick head hair (on back) loves to party. WLTM....
"You the guy who advertised for a gal just like the gal who married dear old dad?"
Looking For Love ad
Profile: Please describe yourself in a few words - A man of many parts...
'Men who're into long walks in the country and candle-lit dinners appear to be in hot demand in a place called London.'
'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'
'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'
Lonely fork looking for friends.
Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.