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'Why are they called the opposite sex?'
What Guys Say and What They Mean,
'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'
Tired of being alone, it was time to try a different approach. 'My, how frugal. I like that in a man,' she lied.
Myron did not have much luck with women.....
When kissing a woman, try not to burp.
'How to pick up Goddesses.'
How to Meet Sluts.
'Listen, when she says we can still be friends, that's like your dog dying and your mom says you can still keep it.'
'My advice is stay single and make some poor chap happy.'
'If a woman has decided to sulk you might as well let her enjoy herself.'
'Face it, Tharg, girls just don't want to be abducted any more.'
'Well, it's called a lady's safety app!'
Feline Eye for the Canine Guy (dogs and cats)
'What would you do if you five dates with the same chap and he never kissed you? I'd lie about it.'
'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'