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'Actually, that means English as a second language...the elephant singles bar is across the street!'
'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'
'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'
"It's just not working out. I'm sure with proper medical treatment, community support and social rehabilitation you'll eventually meet that special someone."
"The dating agency said you wanted someone who could make you laugh!"
"Ok, so I lied about my aga!"
"I was told by the dating agency that you`ve got letters after your name!"
"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"
Nihilist Dating Agency - for people with nothing in common.
'I didn't say I had a house and garage! I said I liked house and garage!'
'Pinocchio, under the 'would like to meet' section you've put 'fun-loving brunette made of oak'. This may prove difficult.'
'Since tax laws favor marrieds, I decided to give it a shot.'
'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'
'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'
"Claws? Or no claws?"
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'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'
"Is he a good alimony risk?"
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'I doubt if we'll be going out together again, so how about a garlic pizza?'
To help his date recognize him from their online chats, Burt wore his PC monitor helmet.
'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'
"The last one was clearly incompatible - she didn't think a shelled walnut resembled a human brain."
'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'
"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."
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