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"They say that if she starts playing with her earrings you're dead."
'Listen, I like you, Chet, but I prefer to move a little slower.'
"Just for future reference, save your private heartache for the third or fourth date."
Professor Bronksi was passionate about his own research. . . the age at which a girlfriend, becomes a lady friend.
'Gotta run. I'm late for a lecture on answering the phone while out on a date.'
'Do you think I'm over-dressed? Its a first date.'
Annie decided to never date another subway worker.
'Don't you know it's rude to show your concealed weapon on the first date?'
Blind date rule number 1...always request a full body shot
'Oy Bill, cut it out! Can't you see it's my sister!'
Lulu's computer dating: 'Rule number one, lose the pocket protector on the first date!'