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Large Hadron Dating Service
'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'
'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'
'He's the wrong size.'
"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."
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Drawing the short straw.
'Since tax laws favor marrieds, I decided to give it a shot.'
Psychic Dating Hotline
"Anyone with a car."
"Cute... But way too young."
"Is he a good alimony risk?"
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'It's not you, Karen. It's our matchmaking service.'
'OK - I'll enter 'beauty queen', 'millionairess' and 'pub landlady' and we'll see waht comes up' (dating agency).
"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"
"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"
'We have been together for 22 years. Not bad for a $5 personal ad.'
'On all the financial exchanges, losers outperformed winners four to one. Coincidently, the same performance applies to the computerized dating services.'
"How about an EMO girl?"
Computer dating service
At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service
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Acme Dating Service
'The dating agency has been in touch- you've been getting some less than positive feedback.'