Dating Services Cartoons and Comics

Large Hadron Dating Service

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'He's the wrong size.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Bi-Curious George

'Since tax laws favor marrieds, I decided to give it a shot.'

Robot wants fembot

Psychic Dating Hotline

"Cute... But way too young."

"Is he a good alimony risk?"

'It's not you, Karen. It's our matchmaking service.'

"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"

"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

'On all the financial exchanges, losers outperformed winners four to one. Coincidently, the same performance applies to the computerized dating services.'

'We have been together for 22 years. Not bad for a $5 personal ad.'

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"How about an EMO girl?"

Computer dating service

'The dating agency has been in touch- you've been getting some less than positive feedback.'

Acme Dating Service

'Actually, I never realized that dating services had brown bag specials.'

'I'd like to go to the one most deserving'

"I already asked them - They don't take trade-ins."

"Standards? - You have STANDARDS?"