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"My preference is for someone who's afraid of closeness, like me."
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"Your ad in the 'Voice' didn't mention your hair."
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Large Hadron Dating Service
'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'
'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'
'He's the wrong size.'
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
'Since tax laws favor marrieds, I decided to give it a shot.'
Robot wants fembot
Psychic Dating Hotline
"Cute... But way too young."
"Is he a good alimony risk?"
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'It's not you, Karen. It's our matchmaking service.'
"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"
"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"
'On all the financial exchanges, losers outperformed winners four to one. Coincidently, the same performance applies to the computerized dating services.'
'We have been together for 22 years. Not bad for a $5 personal ad.'
At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service
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"How about an EMO girl?"
Computer dating service
'The dating agency has been in touch- you've been getting some less than positive feedback.'
Acme Dating Service
'Actually, I never realized that dating services had brown bag specials.'
'I'd like to go to the one most deserving'