Dating Services Cartoons and Comics

"My preference is for someone who's afraid of closeness, like me."

"Your ad in the 'Voice' didn't mention your hair."

Large Hadron Dating Service

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'He's the wrong size.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Bi-Curious George

'Since tax laws favor marrieds, I decided to give it a shot.'

Robot wants fembot

Psychic Dating Hotline

"Cute... But way too young."

"Is he a good alimony risk?"

'It's not you, Karen. It's our matchmaking service.'

"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"

"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

'On all the financial exchanges, losers outperformed winners four to one. Coincidently, the same performance applies to the computerized dating services.'

'We have been together for 22 years. Not bad for a $5 personal ad.'

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"How about an EMO girl?"

Computer dating service

'The dating agency has been in touch- you've been getting some less than positive feedback.'

Acme Dating Service

'Actually, I never realized that dating services had brown bag specials.'

'I'd like to go to the one most deserving'