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"I like long walks, drinking potty coladas, and long legs..."
'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'
'In the looks department, Bill is very planed. On our date, we went to a bar and he go me hammered. I got bent out of shape and split. In my opinion, the guy's a bit warped.'
'The Bachelor is on at 8 but don't go getting any ideas.'
'That Jane Pauley's been on this show for years and she still hasn't found a date.' 'Maybe she forgot she's married to Garry Trudeau.'
Next on TV channel 10! BABOON...Bachelorette! 'Check it out!'
"No matter how many times I watch this show, I can't see its appeal."