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The Dawn of Time.
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'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
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'I told you the idea of wheels on a cart was unworkable.'
It was Ugs discovery, but it would be exploited by others.
'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.
'I need more tech support.'
'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'
Cavemen are puzzled by the Ten Commandments.
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"I don't get it. They just came out of nowhere, and we've been trying to evolve for thousands of years."
Cavemen needed ideas too.
'Good shot. It would have gone in if hoop had been invented.'
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Stone age sports agents.
'Hey, he's standing erect! Is that legal?'
The consensus among anthropologists is that Neanderthals performed poorly in golf...'
Early 3D home entertainment systems.
'We'll need someone to come up with a manual.'
'I went to a chiropractor.'
'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'
'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'
'It's good to see you're writing again.'
'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'
The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.