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I think I'll take the afternoon off."
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A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion
"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".
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"We're giving up for the holidays."
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'The first aid team has the day off.'
'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'
"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."
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'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'
'I need Flag Day off.'
"Waitress's Day Off""
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"I'm beginning to feel sick tomorrow."
'I need tomorrow off to recharge my batteries.'
Day off for a silver anniversary.
A Psychiatrist on his day off...
"I wont be in, I'm in bed with a nasty bug."
"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."
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"Finally, I get a day off!"
"Please excuse Bobby for missing school yesterday. He had the plague."
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."
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Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.