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I think I'll take the afternoon off."
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employment, unemployment, unemployed, jobless, fired, laid off, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, bench, benches, city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern, modern world, modern life, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, economy, economics, economic, crash, financial crash, time off, afternoon off, day off"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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legislate, legislates, legislation, legislating, legislate from the bench, legislates from the bench, legislating from the bench, judge, judges, activist judge, activist judges, couch, couches, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, judicial bias, bias, biased, relax, relaxes, relaxing, day off, days off, retiredA man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".
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technology, computer, computers, complaining, complaint, complaints, clothes, clothing, lazy, laziness, bathrobe, bathrobes, housecoat, housecoats, dressing gown, dressing gowns, dressing down, slob, slobs, personal appearance, lounge wear, lazy day, lazy days, weekend, weekends, day off, days off, fashion, style"We're giving up for the holidays."
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holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, christmas, break, annual leave, leave, day off, days off, word play, word, pun, play on words, business, white collar, businesses, business man, businessman, business men, businessmen, give up, ethic, ethical, moral, morals, morality, management, manager, productive, productivity"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."
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weekday, weekdays, days of the week, weekend, weekends, sunday, sundays, monday, mondays, relaxing, relaxation, resting, day off, businessman, businessmen, work, working, work day, work days, hall, halls, hallway, hallways, time, office, offices, office life, monday blues, monday morning bluesFall Break
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break, breaks, autumn, expect, expects, expecting, expected, expectation, expectations, kid, kids, clean, cleaning, cleaned, toy, toys, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, day off, child, children, kid, kids, outdoors, clean, cleaning, cleaned, cleans, clean up, leave, leaves, appreciate, appreciating, appreciated, reality, real life, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'
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sick day, sick days, office job, office worker, office workers, ill day, ill days, doctor's note, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, day off, days off, healthcare, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, angel, angels, honesty, honest, sins, sinning"Waitress's Day Off""
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restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, service, day-off, days-off, day off, days, off, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, housework, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, plant, plants, flower, flowers, houseplant, houseplants, watering, gardening, habit, habits, habitual, unbreakable habit, unbreakable habits, talking to plants"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."
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personal day, personal days, day off, days off, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, employee, employees, worker, workers, office job, office jobs, mental health day, mental health days, boss, bosses, skive, skives, skiving, play hooky, playing hooky, kick back, kicks back, kicking back, white collar job, white collar jobs, cavalier, indifference, indifferent, hierarchy, hierarchies, insubordinate, insubordination"Please excuse Bobby for missing school yesterday. He had the plague."
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school, sickie, sickies, sick note, sick notes, plague, ill, illness, absence, unwell, day off, miss school, missing school, teacher, class, education, absent, note, excuse, sick, the plague, missing class"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
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working to death, hard work, hard worker, day off, work stress, job stress, ghost, ghosts, work, works, worker, workers, working, day off, days off, sickie, sickies, boss, bosses, dying at work, sick days, obituary, missed work, absent, off, death, dead, business"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."
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drones, robots, god, omnipresent, omnipresence, omnipotent, omnipotence, gods, lord, drone, drone strike, drone strikes, relax, relaxes, day off, days off, easy street, better living, better life, robot, drone, workload, workloads, heavy workload, heavy workloads, work life, working life, mankoffJob satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.
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job satisfaction, goofing off, gone fishing, playing hooky, day off, skiving, skive, sick day, job, jobs