Day Off Cartoons and Comics

I think I'll take the afternoon off."

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".

"We're giving up for the holidays."

'The first aid team has the day off.'

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'

'I need Flag Day off.'

"Waitress's Day Off""

'Where's everybody?'

"I'm beginning to feel sick tomorrow."

'I need tomorrow off to recharge my batteries.'

Day off for a silver anniversary.

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

"I wont be in, I'm in bed with a nasty bug."

"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Please excuse Bobby for missing school yesterday. He had the plague."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."

Sun Glasses

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

'Sit down! If you're a veterinarian, you'll want to hear about Baron.'