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Wee Folks Daycare
"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."
"Hello, L'il Tykes Day Care Center? This is Ethan. I'll be playing from home today."
"We're off to hunt and gather - see you soon!"
"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."
"It's not one of the great daycare centres... but it is low cost."
"The best thing about this company is their generous "family be here' policy."
'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'
This will never work. I'm a night person.'
'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'
"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."
Remember when Daycare Centers were called 'home'.
'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'
Toilet training for an adult.
'I've found your niche, Wilson. I'm transferring you to our day care center!'
'That's right. Employee benefits include childcare free of charge.'
'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'
Dracula takes his children to the nightcare center.
'You did it again, Ms. Wolfson. You left your toddler at adult care, and your father at day care!'
You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!
I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!