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"His parents never picked him up."
"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."
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'Don't loan the shredder to Day Care again.'
'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'
"Hello, L'il Tykes Day Care Center? This is Ethan. I'll be playing from home today."
'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'
'Let's get ready for daycare!!'
"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"
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'She won't be happy until we all join her stupid 12-step program.'
"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."
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"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."
"Don't worry, management is completely in support of the on-site daycare."
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"It's not one of the great daycare centres... but it is low cost."
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
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'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'
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This will never work. I'm a night person.'
"I want to know if you have nightcare. I work graveyard."
Nappy Hour 2-3.
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'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'
'His dad must be an oil executive. He's wearing double-hulled diapers.'
"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."
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