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'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'
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"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".
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"We're giving up for the holidays."
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'The first aid team has the day off.'
'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'
'I need Flag Day off.'
'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'
Day off for a silver anniversary.
"I wont be in, I'm in bed with a nasty bug."
"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."
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"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."
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'Sit down! If you're a veterinarian, you'll want to hear about Baron.'
"This better be an emergency."
'You have it easy. When I went to school, we never had a day off for metal detector maintenance.'
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'
Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...
The 'I'd rather be fishing' prayer.
"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"
'When I said you'd be free on Fridays, Henderson, I meant you wouldn't get paid.'
"Sure, you can have the day off, and the next day, the next day..."
'What about three-day Sabbaths?'