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"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."
'Maybe we should just go to the park.'
"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."
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It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.
"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."
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While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.
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Riding the Rollercoaster.
"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"
Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground
'Any more trouble from you lot and you won't be going on the faeces trip.'
Lions on a safari.
'You and your stones collection.'
'Hi. & welcome to the oceanarium. I'm your guide for today...'
Yuk! The ostrich tried to kiss me!
Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.
'This is the worst customer service at a theme park I've ever had.'
'The next time Mam says we're going to a fair, I'll ask her to be more specific.'
Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.
The Very Very Boring Museum.
man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary
In the Museum of Dinosaws.
Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'