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'If this is such a healthy correction, why do you look so sick?'
'Honey! Great news! There's a new ETF!'
'In 20 years our research department has won only one award, and that was from the American Fertilizer Association.'
''I've went from trading securities to sharing insecurities."
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Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.
"Buy the dip? I had no idea you were interested in trading stocks."
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'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'
Daytrader - 'One Tuesday for three Sundays.'
'Like I have the time.'
'That was supposed to be your stock without equals, and it looks like you were right--no equals, just lots of superiors.'
'There may be twenty million shares outstanding, but the ones you own certainly aren't.'
'Cheer up, Bob, only 6 hours and 28 minutes until the stock market closes.'
'Honey, where's my cell phone?'
'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'
'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'
'My mom's a professional stock trader. Don't let the martini and cigar fool 'ya, she's all woman.'
'Okay, Honey, you're all set to trade today--see you at 6.'
Stress forces Steve out of daytrading.
The main reason Bod trades on-line is his dumb mistakes remain anonymous
"...He made most of it on Richard and Judy's midday money."
"Here's the Wall Street urinal you asked me to pick up on my way home."