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"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"
"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"
'With the possible exception of my husband, we all enjoyed your sermon, Reverend.'
'My favorite, Christian Brothers! My favorite, Manischewitz!'
'I now pronounce you jointly and severally liable for your future tax returns.'
'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'
'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'
"Deacon, you cannot wear a collar! People will confuse you with being a priest."