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'I feel ridiculous!'
'I should never have left that glass slipper out where he could chew on it.'
"You've still got a year to live... Oops! My bad, that was human years."
'Hey look! There's people up here too!'
'Okay, I'll admit it. Your dog is very good at playing dead.'
'Does anyone here have a friend who recently passed over, named... Rex?'
'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'
Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable
'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'
"Did you tell them that the dog had died and that you will be fetching the papers in the future, dear?"
"Then I thought -THREE weeks playing DEAD???"