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"Your father cut quite a figure jumping the fence into our yard that moonlit night. I never saw him again."
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"Hello, this is Johnny Deadbeat. I'm not home right now but my check is in the mail."
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"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."
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"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
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"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."
"I can't believe you're bringing up my past due bill just as I've begun to accept myself as a deadbeat."
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'It's 10 PM - do you know where the father of your children is?'
"You have a history of running away from your problems. Until we address that, I'll need to be paid up front."
"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
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Bob tried living off the land. But the land soon got tired of Bob not pulling his weight, and kicked him out.
'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'
'Oh, I'll fly out and get food and supplies...as always! See kids...THIS is why YOU DON'T get your wings clipped. You'll end up a dead-beat like your father!'
"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."
"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."
"Deadhead Dad, honey, not deadbeat."
-"You pay a small deposit, then nothing for six months." -"Who told you about me?"
"Pay the bills! Pay the bills! -- That's your solution for everything!"
'I tried explaining that there's a crucial difference between being dead and being a deadbeat, but my ex would have none of it!'
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'Unconscionable criminals, counselor...deadbeat grandparents.'
"No way! The bank is hitting me with a $100 fee for making a late payment on my new car! This is bad news!"
'Yeah, I'm a deadbeat dad, but you would be too if you had deadbeat kids!'
Homeless men and the G7
'He has two personalities, and they're both deadbeats.'
'You'll find that Doctor has his own method of dealing with deadbeats!'