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"Your father cut quite a figure jumping the fence into our yard that moonlit night. I never saw him again."
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"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
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"I can't believe you're bringing up my past due bill just as I've begun to accept myself as a deadbeat."
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'It's 10 PM - do you know where the father of your children is?'
"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
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"No wonder that last guy was so upset. I owed him a bundle."
'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'
'Oh, I'll fly out and get food and supplies...as always! See kids...THIS is why YOU DON'T get your wings clipped. You'll end up a dead-beat like your father!'
"Deadhead Dad, honey, not deadbeat."
-"You pay a small deposit, then nothing for six months." -"Who told you about me?"
"Pay the bills! Pay the bills! -- That's your solution for everything!"
'I tried explaining that there's a crucial difference between being dead and being a deadbeat, but my ex would have none of it!'
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'Unconscionable criminals, counselor...deadbeat grandparents.'
"No way! The bank is hitting me with a $100 fee for making a late payment on my new car! This is bad news!"
'Yeah, I'm a deadbeat dad, but you would be too if you had deadbeat kids!'
Homeless men and the G7
'You'll find that Doctor has his own method of dealing with deadbeats!'
'He has two personalities, and they're both deadbeats.'
'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'
'When I convinced him to accept himself as he is, I didn't know he was a deadbeat.'
Hey Uncle Bob...remember your army stories about making a bed so tight coins bounce on them? Dad says your checks do the same thing!
'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'
'Talk about deadbeats...he doesn't even pay attention!'
"It's great - if you don't pay, they'll freeze your assets."