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"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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"Boy, that was some great fight!"
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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Sign next to a dog reads "Please beware of the dog"
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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
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"You seem perfectly healthy to me."
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"I'm not your puppet, Dan. I'm a deadly snake."
Though less threatening than its deadlier cousin, beachgoers often try to avoid the swarms of Bach's jellyfish.
Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers
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Fencing with Guns
'I'm disappointed. I thought this was a show about Contract Law.'
"Hi! Im the bluebird of death."
Cruelty-Free Produced Without Animal Testing And With Mo Animal By-Products
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'Welcome aboard, Paltrow. Where do you see yourself in the scheme of things?'
Taking chances with electricity
Death skis towards a man on thin ice
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'It was great. I hated it.'
'The conference will be ready in twenty minutes. They're cleaning up after the sales meeting.'
Dogs fooling a cat into trying to catch piranhas.
Perils of the double play.
'So do I get the job or not?'
The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.
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'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.
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