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"I don't need a club or a spear, now that I've mastered sarcasm."
Cruelty-Free Produced Without Animal Testing And With Mo Animal By-Products
"Can you believe I was denied a 'Concealed Carry' for this?"
"The bad news is, you've been charged with assault with a deadly weapon. The good news is, your victim has obtained a marriage license."
'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'
Locations where gun attacks are likely to occur...
When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.
'Did you hear George beats his wife senseless with a golf club?' - 'Really, how many strokes?'